By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. Yeah. What do you guys think, do you like them? Finesse and nanno with some counterfeits And Ididnt know what I was gonna do. I dont know, you know. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. Literary Device Explanation of quote "I did everything from - I shucked oysters, I was a hostess, I was a bartender, I was a waitress, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners, I had no idea." This example of a literary device is an anaphora. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. Its the news, without the news. Do you know what Im saying? tWitch: (08:14) Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) Gillian: And it didn't happen. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. And its a jungle out there. Like: What was my choice? Nobody should be on anybody elses path. Yeah. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. if you lookback at the first season. Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. Just Hows this gonna go? [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. DeGeneres says allegations of a toxic work environment on . [crowd laughs] For Petes sake! Who is Pete, and why are we doing everything for his sake? And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. I mean People werent talking about dandruff. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Im pretty sure that, you know -Doctor, sometimes I worry -Ive heardenough. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. You know that. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. I will, yeah. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And theres a group of teenageboys across the way and theyre like really cool. Yep. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. The sentence repeats I to emphasize DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . Ellen Degeneres: (08:17) Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) Back that ass up -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. Hoe, who is you playin wit? A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. These are good. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? tWitch: (06:46) Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. . OK. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. -No, not at all. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. If I have to do that, thatll be good. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. When Ellen DeGeneres announced that her show was coming to a close, she was visibly upset. I cant No. "I learned. One, two a day. Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? The Ellen DeGeneres Show March 8, 2004 Ellen: Please give a warm welcome to Golden Globe and Emmy award winner Gillian Anderson! Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. Its really working out for me now. You know. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. 2023. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. Yeah. I got it right there, thank you. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. We get a junk drawer. Trees have leaves. No, but Ive dined in other places before. Maam. And anyway. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? Happy birthday Yeah, but heres the thing. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. Thank you very much. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. Convert your audio or video into 99% accurate text by a professional. But if thats your song when youre 30, its still your song when youre 85. [crowd claps] If I have a gold bar laying around Ill takethe gold bar. In the end, everything will be all right. I went on safari and I looked like I should have been on safari. [crowd laughs] Hm. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. I have 15 on right now. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? Ellen DeGeneres should have considered laying off the jokes. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. I dont know I am still gay by the way. But I didnt know what I was gonna do and my life changed when I was 21 yearsold and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident And I passed the accident., it had just happened. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. No. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. [gasps] Happy birthday Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. And I wantedto understand this. A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. I had to learn about it on the commercial. Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. DeGeneres has hosted the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and the Primetime Emmys. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . Please, change. In 2008, she married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to discuss a number of topics, including a mini speech he gave about his feelings on NFL . Jesus broke bread. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. Going out with a bang: 'Ellen DeGeneres Show' final guests include Michelle Obama. Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . Back that ass up If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Im gonna see what that is, right there,with that because I have to see this and No, I know youre next to me but youre still wrong, even though you caught up. I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. But now Im countin this In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. What are the kids doing? Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. Its when I learned that the truth will always win. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. She said she held my head. Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) I didnt graduate college. Ellen Degeneres: (06:39) It was my senior year of high school. I heard he was coming to the party. Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? No, deathly allergic. Build with the best speech-to-text APIs around. Good afternoon, students. During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. Yes. Commencement: common, and cement, common cement. I dont think thats a good thing. You have no idea. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. You have nice feet. Do you know why a chicken coop only has two doors? When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. View history Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now is a stand-up comedy routine that was shown on HBO. You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Something different gonna happen in here? Is that okay? to me. And if youdont know Christian Science, it is areligion that does not believe in doctors or medicine. Oh boy. -It is? Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . Because it is when I realized how strong I was. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. Ellen: I know! You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. The book is in the library. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. I dont know who started that. Thats not that long ago. Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. Watch Think Dig Deeper Customize this lesson 48 Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? "What a beautiful, beautiful journey that we have been on together," DeGeneres told the crowd. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! This is my second month of quarantine shows. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. I think it sounded like that. They should be wherever theyre supposedto be. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. And you can seethey have rhythm. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Thank you. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. I had a great life. Thank you. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. She And she has no memory either. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Theres no reason for me to have a horn. Make your content more accessible to people with disabilities. Girl, you look good, wont you back that ass up You know [crowd laughs] I dont know what the requirements are to get an emotional support animal but Idont think they are too tough to Its the same doctor that prescribesmedical marijuana. She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. Have you dined with us before? They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. And the green beans on the side. Yeah, we all have our little quirks. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. Your email address will not be published. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. I dont need anything. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . Thank you. I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and Isaid to myself: Im gonna do this on Johnny Carson and Ill be the first woman in thehistory of the show to be called over tosit down to talk to Johnny Carson. And, I mean, Im in a basementon a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. But you know, so then I grew up going: Oh, celebrities! I guess,everybodys like that but like, I mean, Iwas 16. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. We should be on our own path. Thats good. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? Oh, yeah. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . I mean everybody warned me. 4. I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. Why? You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. -Are you in any pain? Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. I think youre doing a great job. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. I had no job, I had no car, no money. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up Now, its still on the wrong side because Ive just pulled around. Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. That Im not a dancer. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. We never bought anything. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. Im gonna read. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Ill do that, thank you. And So, I had to do that bathmat scoot all theway across the bathroom to get to the towel. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up I had no idea I was in a cage. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. I know how important that is. Oh, and the hummus was good. If I go in there and if I dont have any money on me and theyretrying to hand me the towel I feel like: No, thank you. You know. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. I was walking, hewas walking, he started running, I had tocatch up. I appreciate it. You know I mean, the ladder, we take that for granted. Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? Im the manager. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. Sorry about that. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. See those leaders start to frown Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. Its when I learned compassion. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. Everybody was all nervous about dandruff and then Sofia Vergara does this Head & Shoulders commercial Her son has dandruff. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. Hoe, who is you playin wit? Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. Ellen Degeneres: (05:14) I did not graduate college. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Hes a handsome boy. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. Deathly allergic. Ill tell you that. But it was the best part of my journey. Look, theyre fine. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Thats I do have an injury thats kind of a problem for working out now. I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. 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