Strangers. 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Oh you dont have a handbook? BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. They can never take it away! Teen And Up Audiences. Your dad cant see us. She's now taking to TikTok to spread [] I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. See? So, what do you say? Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! Welcome, welcome, welcome! Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) This is what you get! Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". CHARLES: Delia! What if Lydias in my head right now? And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. We're gonna be rich! ADAM: CHEFS WHO USE TOO MUCH SAGE WHEN THEY MAKE BEURRE NOISETTE, BEETLEJUICE: WELL, THERE'S LOTS THERE TO USE, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST PRIMAL SCREAM, BEETLEJUICE: TRY IT AGAIN MAYBE THIS TIME PRETEND LIKE YOU MEAN IT. All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. April 25, 2019. You died together. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Dad, theres ghosts here. Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Everyone can see me now, but if I were alive, I could get out of the house, meet my kind of people. ADAM: Chapter one! For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. BARBARA: We are not aluminum siding people! What does that mean? JUNO: My name is Juno! Look at you. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! (they scream.) I mean, real ghosts? BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? SPIN! CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. But heres the good news! (Charles and Delia try a Hi-five) Oh, so close! The man next to me is the one I want. More about Lydia . You have sealed my fate with your betrayal. LYDIA: Okay. I'm sure Dad will ruin it. OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. LYDIA: I just need one of you to open it! ADAM: Wed love it! "Beetlejuice made 'weird' look cool. Wait come back! CENSUS AGENT: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, got time for a few, OH MY GOD! Well that wouldve been good to know. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! LYDIA: Mom?! DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? Dad theres ghosts! ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. Now normally, I would use a plumbline for this, but Im not too shabby with a freehand. Mom was the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe! We couldve been such a great team. BEETLEJUICE: And now for the moment youve all been waiting for! . I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. Home Monologues from Musicals. ADAM: Hang on. You are the sun. Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! Do the research! One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! Let's haunt this bitch! LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. Ongoing. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. LYDIA: Oh. DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! OH! CHARLES: Damnit! She goes back into the room. And now were all alone. BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! I died with this sash. Fool your friends! BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? Maxie Dean will be here for dinner in two days. Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! Yes, I love that man of mine. Here you got a solid plan B option. Puppet show!! CHARLES: Hey! THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. Do not be afraid. Step 4: Select a monologue. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. There are people downstairs. DELIA: But what if its Lydia? BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. She was my whole world. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. Beetlejuice (v.o) (laughs to himself) you are a naughty man. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). CHARLES: I already did change. You dont recognize me? You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! All ganging up against the mean lady from hell! CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. We cant just stay in the attic! You ripe old bastard. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! Thats great! Theyre made out of the devil! As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! Is that an old book? BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! AHHH! Don't apologize! But youre sexy. its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. An infinite abyss of nothing! LYDIA: Im not going back! Then, the B-mans free and the mai tais are on me. You need a mother. Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! Youre still breathing arent you? BARBARA: There are two kinds of people in this world. PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. ADAM: Barbara! But hey. Lydia: i can't change anything. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. And Ive got a plan. Im on your side, and I always will be. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, Babs, I would LOVE that. If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . All monologues are property and copyright of their owners. CHARLES: Youre right. MAXINE: See? Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. Oh father dear! Scarecrow. LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! Are you all right? LYDIA: I have a mother! having plummeted off the Winter River Bridge. We mostly just watched and drank wine. Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? This. AGHHHH, ADAM: HOLD ON ONE DAMN MINUTE! This sappy subplot robs the musical of macabre and fits the story as well as O.J.'s glove. New productions headed our way include "Six," the musical that turns the six wives of Henry VIII into pop icons; "Beetlejuice," the musical spin on Tim Burton's 1988 film starring . CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. My dad never wants me to talk about her. CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! CHARLES: HELLO! I mean you saw these schmucks up here. Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. This is amazing! DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. Yes, its been very creepy. I might have to get a little nasty. DELIA: Knock Knock! BEETLEJUICE: WOO! LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! You'll know that I've abandoned hope. The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! Hold on! Of course I might have to get a little mean. Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. LYDIA: The ghosts! Youll have to open the door to find out. BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! Lydia, you are so weird. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. We are father, daughter, and Delia. DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. DELIA: About that. Im sorry its kind of a mess. Just like, what if Im never happy again? SEQUEL (air horn.) LYDIA: I have been alone since my mom died! CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? I thought I was bringing my mom back! . Sorry! Promise me we can talk about her. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall Hey guys? ADAM: That guy! You know? You are never gonna regret this! Monologues are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. ; Body Horror: Having his head cut off, then stretching his nose out while shoving his hand into the back of his head and growing eyes on his fingers. Im crying because Im so happy. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. Adam, youre boring. Were still together. What if Lydia walks in? But you can. And Ill admit. Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! OTHO: Then lets get to it! You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. Beetlejuice tickets will be available to purchase soon. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. The man next to me is the one I want. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! Its a classic Victorian with the original crown molding. BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! Leave this house! I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. CHARLES: I am very good at sex. Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Enjoy live events at insider prices. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? . BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. Adam, wanna do the honors? ADAM: I didnt think it was that weak! I wish I was dead! But a genuine haunted house? But first, I gotta toss the rule book. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . Hes a monster. CHARLES: Lydia! That means its working! CHARLES: No, you have failed. Respect. We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! But, if youre going to live like a ghost, you have to follow the rules. And nothing else exists. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! "Beetlejuice" runs through . Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! Delia! DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. Complimentary and Deeply Discounted Shows. . Up the stairs! AGHHHH! Video Examples. BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Its not a real marriage. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Take care of them. Scripture tells us, Sorrow not. JUNO: YOU! Does this couch make me look dead? But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . I think I really captured your essence. Can everybody see me? invisible nd you can change all of that. Knock three times. BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! Otho : [while Lydia shows them the attic] Fabulous. (in a southern accent.) Because of her, I got to live, briefly, very briefly, and can I just say something? "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . Goes to the door. C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. Wheres Lydia? Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? ADAM: What the heck did they do to our house? I have something to say. BEETLEJUICE: Theyre taking it to the dump and without me theyre going to do that to everything! I'm so glad you changed your mind. BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: THE SOUND OF HEART EXPLODING INSIDE A CHEST, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE IN TOWN, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. But you wanted your mommy. Someones gonna get killed! Your father was trying to hide you from us. Thats what I want too. (a beat.) Do you understand what Im proposing? CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! Leave this house! Its not a fad! Beetle..(bj covers her mouth) BJ: She's a little nervous. See that tiny little house up there? BARBARA: So, now what? Let me point you to the right page. Now, lets get you processed. But hes my monster. BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! Girl, just say it three times in a row. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! youre getting really comfy with the whole being dead thing! ADAM: Oh, dont worry, Im gonna have this crib ready before that baby gets here! Big beautiful brains. Guy talk howd you do it? Its like a nursing home for sad cats. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. Im gonna say it! frowns at the MUSIC. So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. *attempts to jump again. Im his fifth wife! do not like him! 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